We Barely Survived GWAR | Jizmak Da Gusha Interview at Riot Fest 2024

💀 WE SURVIVED GWAR… SORT OF. 💀 In the blood-soaked mayhem of Riot Fest 2024, we somehow found ourselves face-to-face with the one and only Jizmak Da Gusha of GWAR—the intergalactic overlords known for massacring audiences with their music, mayhem, and unmatched stage chaos. With only moments before being obliterated, we scribbled down our questions and prayed for mercy. What followed was an unfiltered barrage of bloodlust, planetary conquest, and possibly the first formal declaration of war on Taylor Swift. From their failed attempts to kill humanity, to blaming GWAR for the pandemic, to smoking crack and watching MTV, this interview goes exactly how you'd expect—and still manages to surprise you. ⚠️ If you're faint of heart… don’t watch. But if you're one of the loyal scumbags, step inside the slaughterhouse. 🧠 Highlights include: Why GWAR wants to destroy all humans (still) How rubber swords are frustratingly ineffective for genocide What happens when battle armor meets drum solos Their blood-harvesting techniques between festivals And why Taylor Swift may be their greatest foe yet 🎥 WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK. 🎶 Stream GWAR on all major platforms 📲 Follow them @GWARofficial 💿 Tour dates, merch, and more gore at GWAR.net